1. Have your office located between mine and the elevator and ask me every day at 5:30pm when I walk past it carrying my purse and wearing my coat if I am leaving for the day.
2. Ask me if I am still pregnant.
3. Lay on the carpet, lick your butt, and act out of sorts when I refuse a kiss on the face. (And you think I am referring to the dog).
4. Tell me about how your breast feeding experience was so horrible that you quit in seven days due to the excessive bleeding and scabs.
5. Be the same person in #4 and tell me that your post-partum depression was so bad that you were hospitalized.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
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She wants her planet back. Woolfy – “Shooting Stars” Funny how his voice in
this song made me think he ...
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