Some people buy their dogs cute Easter rabbit ears at PetSmart or Target. I made them out of a plastic bag.
I learned a neat trick today. (Caveat: this is only a neat trick if you are pregnant) Most women sit upright to pee. This works out fine if you are not pregnant. However, once pregnant the following scenario frequently takes place. 1. Run to the bathroom as fast as possible because you have to pee so badly that you might explode. 2. Produce a single ounce of urine. 3. Ten minutes later, repeat step #1.
It helps if you lean forward after peeing and try to pee some more. I have found that you can get out some of the extra pee hiding in the bladder, which is waiting to attack five minutes later. This has reduced my at-work bathroom trips from 20 a day to about 16.
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