Gross

Places you can find Owen's breakfast: my pajama bottoms, my bra, my underwear, the maternity support band, couch, carpet, coffee table, on the dog, on the blanket covering all of the couch under us except the one square inch that he hit, the outside of Owen. Places that you cannot find Owen's breakfast: inside Owen.

It would probably be a good idea to create a "Post Label" entitled vomit.