I guess I haven't completely lost my mind if I am aware that it is going.

I finished working out at the gym this morning and went into the locker room to get my stuff. Since I never take anything of value to the gym I rarely bring a lock, as a result the only way I can remember what locker my stuff is in is by taking a look at the locker number before I exit.

I finished working out and had no idea what locker I used. I could not even guess proximity. So I had to wander from locker to locker opening them up and look for my stuff. The problem is that my gym is kind of ghetto and people there are pretty suspicious about a person rifling through the lockers.

How ghetto is my gym? you may wonder. Well, the Value Meal menu posted alongside this entry is from our gym's snack bar. This really is terrible. There are so many extremely overweight people at my gym (says the woman who is staring down the barrel at 200 lbs.) and even worse there are overweight kids. The most popular workout activity is to walk on the treadmill, while watching the tv, at a speed of 2.5 on a flat surface. This activity is generally accomplished while consuming an Island Oasis smoothie from the snack bar, which is 100% sugar and contains no actual fruit. Next, you can have a cheap meal of fried food, soda, and sodium. Unbelievable.

PS. I did find my locker after opening about sixty lockers that weren't mine. This activity took almost 20 minutes because I kept wandering in and out so that no one would see me opening up pretty much every locker.