One in Five Americans Pees in the Pool

I am pissed off by all of the news reports stating that 1 in 5 Americans think that President Barack Obama is a Muslim. Why should anyone care what 1 in 5 Americans think?

Did you also know that 1 in 5 Americans admits to peeing in the pool?
Or that more than 1 in 5 Americans suffers from a diagnosable mental health disorder in a given year ?
Or that 1 in 5 Americans will develop skin cancer because they are too stupid to wear sun screen?
Or that more than 1 in 5 Americans aged 18 to 24 cannot find "Afghanistan on a map of Asia, half can't find New York on a map, one-fifth think Sudan is in Asia, three-quarters failed to find Indonesia on a map, and [when] told they could escape an approaching hurricane by evacuating to the northwest, only a third could indicate which way northwest is on a map." ?
Or that, as of November 2008, nearly 1 in 5 adult Americans are intentionally wasting money, harming the lives of those around them, and are hoping to die of lung cancer.
1 in 5 Americans has at least one sexually transmitted disease?
And most importantly 1 in 5 American high school graduates cannot read?

I honestly don't even know why people care if the President is a Muslim, but even if they do, who really cares what 1 in 5 Americans think? Americans are complete idiots.