When I am done having kids and done weaning I am going to take this pump and...
1. Back over it with my car
2. Set it on fire
3. Boil it in that nasty breastfeeding tea
4. Throw it in the harbor and watch it sizzle in the assorted toxins and chemicals
5. Take pictures
Today's to do list: find breast pump accessories that actually fit before my nipples fall off.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
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She wants her planet back. Woolfy – “Shooting Stars” Funny how his voice in
this song made me think he was singing ratchet instead of rapture. I heard
this...
I think most mom's feel that way about the pump -- definitely not a relationship I'm looking forward to renewing.
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