32 Months

And on the 44th month they refused to nap and I cried. Then I got a baby gate. Then ear plugs. Then a baby gate, and a roll of duck tape and ear plugs. Then a baby gate, a roll of duck tape, a scat mat and ear plugs. Then I got a huge glass of wine and turned on Sesame Street. Kept in the ear plugs. Kidding*



*Only about the scat mat. But it is kind of tempting, no?