The Christmas Pageant

The boys had a Christmas pageant at school today. They go to a Christian school, which has had the awesome side effect of forcing my husband to stop saying fu**ing Chr**t because their articulation is improving and people are no longer believing that the boys are saying Farkle McBride.

I am also thankful that the school is teaching the boys to pray before they eat, which honestly we forget to most of the time, Hamilton charmingly prays for the food that he wishes that I served.

The pageant went well, actually it was hilarious, I am most pleased that my kids were not the ones who saw mom and dad in the audience and freaked out to get to us; were not the ones who were mouthing on the bells during Jingle Bells; did not pull the Baby Jesus off of the piano; and that Owen did not get crushed when he decided to start a Mosh Pit during "Clap Your Hands" (a/k/a Jesus Loves You).

Here they are in their pageant best: