I am still not gaining weight, but my pants do not fit. I blame the progesterone my innocent babies would never do this to me. I am suddenly obsessed with all kinds of citrus fruit, especially lemonade. I had lemon sorbet today. It was so delicious that I wanted to cry.
I hypothesize that I am carving citrus because I am lacking Margaritas. I don't trust those sanctimonious women who say that they couldn't stand the though of alcohol after discovering that they were pregnant. Being pregnant has done nothing but whet my appetite for tequila.

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