I knew the stupid comments/questions would not end when the pregnancy was over. This witty repartee comes to you from my local grocery store.
Annoying Woman: Oh my gosh, are those twins?
Me: Yes
AW: Where did they come from?
Me: ? What? I name the hospital where I delivered.
AW: No, I mean where did you get them from?
Me: Are you asking how they were conceived?
AW: I just asked where they came from.
Me: Well, we originally thought my vagina, but it turns out an incision over my bikini line.
AW: backs off quickly mumbling that I am gross.
Seriously, I don't know what she was asking, but I intend to use the word "vagina" far more often as a conversation ender. It is quite effective.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
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She wants her planet back. Woolfy – “Shooting Stars” Funny how his voice in
this song made me think he was singing ratchet instead of rapture. I heard
this...
Seriously, no one has commented on this post yet? I just read it out loud to Greg and we are both in tears laughing. He feels the title "Annoying Woman" was much too generous. I agree.
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