OB Appointment

Today was NOT a fun OB appointment. I had my Group B Strep swab. My sneaky OB didn't tell me that it was a vaginal and rectal swab, but in all honesty sh got the butt so fast I barely knew it happened. I also had an internal today, which was as much fun as you would expect it to be when someone puts their arm into your vagina for the purpose of checking your tonsils.

Diagnosis: my cervix is made out of cement.